5 August 2010

Ben Behind Bars

Ben's in trouble again. He's behind bars for a terrible crime. Trouble is, he hasn't done it yet.

Then, why am I here?
Ben

Because you've done a horrible crime.

No, I haven't.
Ben


There is no point denying it... Look, you're doing it now!

Muffled: What?
Ben

You know.

No, I don't.
Ben

Ben, GIVE ME THAT COLLAR AND STOP EATING IT!

Oh. Right.
Ben

I'll give it to you in a minute. Hold on. Just got to make it broken first...
Ben

Now, Ben!

Alright, alright! Keep your fur on!
Ben

If I put my paw up, will you give it back? It did taste like chicken...
Ben

Nope.

That sucks. I preferred prison.
Ben

6 comments:

  1. I think Ben is a model!! Those are beautiful photos of him!!

    ELizabeth & Luna

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  2. You do take great photos! I love Ben's ears.

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  3. I freaking love Ben. His eyes are beautiful! Look how innocent he "seems"

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  4. LOL What a woof-tastic story! I love that. You are very pretty. Paige always dogs about getting a dog like you if we had a bigger yard and could offer enough exercise.
    I always chew on my collar whenever I manage to get it off. Hehe!

    Licks of Love,

    Simba

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  5. Oh Ben, sorry you lost your chew toy, I mean collar. Did it really taste like chicken.

    Your pal, Pip

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