A Tail of Two Samsons

This is Samson and Samson.

Don't let the photo fool you - both Samsons are goofballs.

Samson is owned by my friend Toni. The universe and its coincidences, eh?

Bros.

Now, I like Samson, and I like Samson, but which is better? There's only one way to find out. Fight!

...Oh dear.